Tag: Victor Martinez

Stranded

I really need to stop asking if things can possibly get worse for Josh Hamilton. Hambone’s 0-5 game against the Mariners on Tuesday rivaled his 0-8 monstrosity earlier this season against the A’s. Against Seattle, he grounded into three double…

First Quarter Report Card (Infield)

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First Quarter Report Card for Relief Pitchers and the grading scale can be found here. First Quarter Report Card for Starting Pitchers can be found here. First Quarter Report Card for the Outfield and Utility Players can be found here.…

Cereal Update 5

In honor of Alex Cobb’s historic four (and two-thirds) innings pitched against the Padres on May 10, here are four thoughts on the past week: 1. The Odd Game of Alex Cobb. Like most baseball statheads, I love scouring the…

Cereal Update 4

For no other reason than my love for consistency, I offer four quick thoughts on the past week: 1. Daniel Powter’s Bad Day was the theme song for the Killers this past Monday, April 29th, as the team was both very…

Cereal Update 3

In honor of recently acquired Edward Last of the Mujica’s four saves this past week, I offer four thoughts on the past two weeks: 1. Green Day’s When I Come Around should accompany each member of the Killers’ pitching staff when…

Cereal Update 2

In honor of the whopping four outs Josh Johnson managed to get in his last start, I offer four thoughts on the past week: 1. The name of this site is appropriate for this year’s edition of the Killers. Take…

Cereal Update

In honor of BJ Upton’s golden sombrero in the Braves’ second game of the season, I offer four thoughts on the first week of the Cereal Killers’ season: 1. Every fantasy sport has its annoying/agonizing moments. In football, it is…