Tag: Roger Clemens

Cereal Update 2

In honor of the whopping four outs Josh Johnson managed to get in his last start, I offer four thoughts on the past week: 1. The name of this site is appropriate for this year’s edition of the Killers. Take…

Great Ball(s) of Fire!

No additional commentary necessary. From Torre’s book, regarding Roger Clemens: “He’d come out [of the whirlpool] looking like a lobster,” Donahue said. Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles. “He’d start snorting like a bull,” the…

The Unforgettable Forgettable Greg Maddux

All good things must come to an end—like Franco Harris’ tenure with the Steelers, Michael Jordan’s second retirement, Forrest Whitaker’s stint on the “The Shield” and watching “Gilmore Girls” every Tuesday night with The Wife (did I really just put…